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bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.
My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.
by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018
mugGet the bed therapymug.

Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better
Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."
by Katy808 December 11, 2012
mugGet the Carb Therapymug.

Therapy Lights Australia

Therapy Lights Australia, AKA TLA is Gold Coast, Australia based operation catering to the light therapy market primarily for the Australian market.
Have you tried near infrared therapy devices from Therapy Lights Australia?
by Therapylightsaustralia November 21, 2021
mugGet the Therapy Lights Australiamug.

U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.
1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help
by no daddy December 22, 2021
mugGet the U need therapymug.

Therapy

A corrupt practice that does nothing but placate the masses with a sordid past that's filled with malpractice and malfeasance.
Hym "Therapy serves no purpose other than to try to convince people to prioritize being 'people,' being the abstract phantom, over being 'the self.' The inevitable outcome of therapy is just more therapy."
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
mugGet the Therapymug.

toilet therapy

When you need to see a therapist but instead you just take a big shit. (To sit on the toilet to collect your thoughts)
Man I really needed some toilet therapy!
by Mr.mom270 January 26, 2021
mugGet the toilet therapymug.

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