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Mitch Message

Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months
by MagicMirrie January 8, 2019
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Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send
I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS
by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025
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Message Mirage

When you think you just saw your Blackberry or smartphone flash (the result of a message) in your peripheral vision, so you go check your phone but to your surprise, it was just a message mirage.
Dude after I sent that risky text I was so happy to see my phone blinking, but turns out it was just a damn message mirage.
by KravingYou February 27, 2011
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Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.
Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.
Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.
by rasheem3 October 11, 2008
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A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.
Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.
by Moto. August 21, 2025
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A message to Chris Williamson

Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.
Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2024
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