screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".

"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

screwed the granny by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013

catch the goose 

A euphemism for an attractive person. Insinuates a sexual attraction, so use carefully.

George saw his stepsister, Sarah, walking by and said to his dad, “Sarah could catch the goose!”

catch the goose by Chubabara April 12, 2020

Growler at the gate 

A dump. A turd ready to come out.

Hey, any idea where there's a quiet bathroom? I got a growler at the gate

Growler at the gate by jennaress August 25, 2008

And not the good kind 

Said after a noun, normally to confuse people.

-Hey I heard you hooked up with Jenny!
-That is a load of bull crap, and not the good kind!
-....what?

And not the good kind by youseemlikeaniceperson January 17, 2011

The great meme war 

It was a huge battle that took place in 2015-2016. God emperor trump had a mission, to make america great again. In order to succeed, he needed to take down crooked hillary. To his aid, lord and savior pepe the frog came and helped him on this mission. The 9th of November, they finally did it. They had finally defeated crooked hillary.

This battle will go down in the history books as "the great meme war".

The great meme war shall never be forgotten.

The great meme war by The lord and savior trump November 11, 2016

the game 

A game, The sole object of which is to not remember that you are playing it. As soon as you remember that it exists, you have lost and must start again.

Oh bugger, I've lost the game!

the game by James Dunckley April 12, 2004

the goddamn batman 

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"

From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."

the goddamn batman by Contravene July 9, 2007