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Skin flute

A penis shaped glass for men that drink mimosas.
Damn, this mimosas would be great out of a skin flute.
by Wordplay123 November 19, 2016
mugGet the Skin flutemug.

Flute

An instrument in which people like to play meme songs badly on it.
A) Yo you ever seen that Titanic flute fail?
B) *sigh* yea
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hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.
This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute
by J-keiffa April 28, 2020
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Flute

Flute is a term used among the parkour community. A Flute is in reference to performing a certain move or trick, that requires airtime, perfect first try.
My first jump of the day was a flute

This man is flutey

I just fluted that jump
by PhuzzyWuzzy January 17, 2022
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Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute
Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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flute booty

A "flute booty" is when a woman has a tight and unattractive behind. All muscle no fat.
Greg: "Man that chick got a nice tight ass."
Jason: "Man that bitch got a flute booty."
by T.T.S.D July 10, 2016
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Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)
Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....
by musictoast October 16, 2019
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