Shat

To mess up. To embarrass yourself.

I wanted to join my local football team but I was afraid I would shat it.

by FootballzillaOnYt January 9, 2022

shat

the past tense of shit.

I was so scared last night, I almost shat my pants.

by miss evo April 18, 2017

shat

shit but shat💔

person 1: “i just took a shat.”

person 2: “cool.”

by cnivia January 10, 2021

Shat

The past tense if "this shit"

I ate so much chili that I went to the bathroom and immediately shat.

by thislittleguy July 18, 2016

da shat

‘the shit’ but more viscous and loud
‘the man’
helpful or of high status

A: Did you hear about B? He gave us $50
C: Damn! He da shat

by KyuiCui June 22, 2024

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020