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Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.
"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."
by Ball Bustin Bob April 4, 2016
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Russian Jump

when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.
"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"
by anonymous January 19, 2021
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Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
by tropical January 4, 2023
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russian choker

When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing

(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker
by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021
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Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.
I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.
by Minksie February 17, 2010
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russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince
OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops
by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022
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Russian Ronlette

Attending large parties or gatherings putting your life in jeopardy during the coronavirus pandemic.
Yo,that dudes been to 7 parties during quarantine with no mask! He’s basically playing Russian Ronlette with his life son!
by Shane Depree August 4, 2020
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