by Tina_Cakes May 15, 2015
Get the Peek-a-Pubemug. The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
by TommyP88 November 22, 2011
Get the Pube Monstermug. When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
by ChefR January 20, 2021
Get the Hitler Pubesmug. White pubes is about 20 minutes after you cum when your pubes get hard and they turn white, usually looks like lice, no girl wants to see white pubes
by Monica😉 October 22, 2019
Get the White pubesmug. When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Rubik’s pubesmug. barney: ew did you see dominica yesterday
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes
by suck me greasy ass pubes babey June 16, 2017
Get the greasy pubesmug. by Ricky B May 13, 2005
Get the Pube Eatermug.