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Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014
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Junk-A-Dunk

The act of putting ones penis (junk) into a basketball hoop.
"Hey bro, i was playing some hoops with my girl and i totally Junk-A-Dunk'd on her ass!"
by VerminSupreme November 9, 2016
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Junk Style

I kind of fashion style that comprises of using things unrelated things as fashion items reinventing and gentrifying them to look fly, it is also a way of life because it educates oneself on how to live within your means, make the best out of it and look superfly while at it.
Your have a Junk Style bro !!
by MeetMarley September 12, 2019
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trunk junk

by palm phlant December 15, 2016
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junk luggers

People who constantly carry or haul way to much garbage (or meaningless objects such as pre 90’s crt TVs, large boxes full of only left hand gloves / mittens, or bags of full grown cats - not kittens) than they can comfortably carry.
Tommy: “Hey Dad, look at those Junk Luggers over there! Two guys trying to carry an inflatable kiddy pool full of leeches and lamprey... they could use a third person, looks like an awkward haul.”

Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”
by Dr. Chesty knuckles February 7, 2021
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fruit junk

the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.
Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.

Guy 2: here i'll try...
by xcheesinx June 6, 2009
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shy junk

A non medical firm or erectal dysfunction.; overly bashful
We went to hook up last night, but he had shy junk.
by The mobile weenie April 3, 2016
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