citrus fever

a mental, physical, and occasionally spiritual condition caused by obsession with citrus fruits. the first case of this was exhibited by eric estrada, "the great citrus". while this disease may be rare, its affects can be serious. symptoms are worshiping citrus fruits, overconsumption of vitamin c, and using citrus metaphors to explain all aspects of life.

observer 1: she ate a grapefruit for breakfast, wore a bright orange shirt, and i think i saw some paper lemons fall out of her backpack.

observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!

by themartianchronicles April 6, 2009

Ballsack Fever

Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.

Joey had ballsack fever last month. We haven't heard from him since.

by Mkolesar25 May 3, 2012

Gold Fever

The desire for gold in a gold rush.

When James Marshall found a small gold nugget, the word leaked out and everyone had gold fever.

by Golden Robot March 18, 2017

Red Fever

A strong physical attraction to people with red hair.

When I first saw her, I couldn't resist Lindsay Lohan, 'cause of my red fever.

by LAtheDJ March 16, 2009

pussy fever

A mad passion or craving for sex.

He's such a horny bastard...constant pussy fever.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Sombrero Fever

An intense love of mexican people, culture, and food.

Sarah has serious sombrero fever; she only dates mexican boys.

by samdelamor December 21, 2010

Yellow Fever

1. A case where a person (Female, Or Male) of different ethicity has interest in a person of Asian decent.

Oo did u see Wang Lee Hom, He is so sexy in his new CD

Linda Lee Cadwell had Yellow fever, she married Bruce Lee

YoYo ma has spread yellow fever with his music, he got him self a whitey

by In love with an Asian March 1, 2009