Foo Crisis

A crisis that isn't. Usually surrounded or created out of drama.
a crisis where in hind sight wasn't as bad as you thought when in the moment.

looking back at all those challenges i can see it was just a foo crisis.

by Ghiakarl July 6, 2011

yap crisis

when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.

person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit

by cum muncher 23000 December 3, 2023

Quarter life crisis

When you realize work is more important than partying..

“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said

by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

Eggstential Crisis

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

by Major T. April 17, 2019

Mid life Crisis

A period of time in someone middle or old age years where they want to be younger again.

Ruby is in her 40s and actually 14, I think she having a mid life crisis

by 459395 April 28, 2023

Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023

Mythril Crisis

Founded by CaptainMC, ShatteredMagi, and Anidrin. No one knows their reals names. The name was chosen after the recent absence of mythril. The three have ventured to many worlds and met many people to help them. Only a few have stayed along . Among them are ColeBVL and Sovairu.

The Mythril Crisis have traveled to Phaeton, Kettemoor, Vana'diel, and Azeroth.

by Caydiem January 24, 2005