shorts

The last few drags of a cigarette

"Hey, can I have shorts on that cigarette"

by hawiianchic April 28, 2012

short shit

someone who is short and you want to tease them about their height. sometimes they have a bit of an annoying personality

man! what do you want now short shit?
yo! what's good short shit?
find out what short shit wants from mcdonalds?

by contendorr April 06, 2011

SHORT NORTH

A mile-long strip in Columbus, Ohio where trendy people (homosexuals and metrosexuals) like to show-off their money.

Hey sis, let's go to the Short North so we can look at the art (metrosexual men). Look at the people who are watching others look at their Bentleys, Rolls, and Mercedes.

by Picking a Name Is Hard July 05, 2007

basketball shorts

shorts that are worn under your jeans or pants, sometimes with a pair of underwear to make you look hot.

Yo, when i take my wife beata off, you can see my tighty whitys and my basketball shorts coming outta the top of my saggin' jeans.

by fly-dawg September 22, 2005

Gym Shorts

A low cut tight fiting type of shorts

Chad : Oh La La! (sniff) Mmmm! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2018

Getting Short

An expression often used in the military that means your contract or tour of duty is almost finished.

"I'm getting short." or "I'm too short for this dangerous mission..."

by Bucho_ky December 09, 2011

ben short

When a person's penis has always been short. A name like Mike Hunt, or Anita Life.

Student: My name is ben short!
Teacher: OH NICE TRY. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS?

by lawlgasm November 02, 2010