Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011

text loyalty

When you feel obligated to text someone goodmorning and goodnight everday.

Chelsea: I wanna pass out but I have to text Austin goodnight first.

Jen: Why?

Chelsea: stupid text loyalty

Jen: ofcourse

by cruiserchicka February 22, 2011

text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.

Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.

by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011

Text alarm

When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.

I was so tired, but still wanted to talk to Chelsea. So I took a power nap and set my text alarm,

by pomboricus May 27, 2011

Text Champ

Somebody who texts a lot.

Easy there on the texts there text champ.

by lawonapalooza August 1, 2011

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

text ya last

Annoying habit, like a sort of texting version of "tag", where someone always has to be the last one to text. often without saying goodbye, cya, etc. Often in the middle of something important or good dialogue. Then no apologies later.

"Samantha is famous for text ya last. We will be in the middle of this serious text, everything super important, then *poof* she's gone, no goodbye, no nothing…..and certainly no apologies or pick-up later. Over it."

by Leem37 December 23, 2013