bill and ted's excellent adventure

The most awesome movie ever made. Two punk kids from the 80's (Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter) go back in time with a phone booth.

Bill and Ted's is a most excellent movie.

by bryan18 August 29, 2005

bill and ted's excellent adventure

An aewsome movie where these two dudes go in a time machine and bring back all these famous people for this school project.

Total "dude" count: 246

by darkdreamer July 21, 2003

Bill and Ted Adventure

White sepremists that carry ladders and have viking helmets.

BILL AND TED ADVENTURE

Nigger #1 : This fucked little dude tried to climb a ladder on my roof and I shot him.
Nigger #2 : Oh fo shizzle yo. *steals car*
Nigger #1 : Yea then it's twin tried to burry him even though he was alive and killed him.
Nigger #2 :SHITS WACK! *steals vcr while eating fried chicken*
Nigger #1: Man then he tried to pull some digging shit and I killed that motherfucker.

by Anthony December 14, 2008

Ted Cruz Booze Snooze

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

by HeveStarvey July 17, 2016

One hundy Ted Bundy

A slang expression used in replacement of “one hundred percent”.
Yes or Affirmative.

Person A: “Will I see you at the cafe?”
Person B: “One hundy Ted Bundy!”

by CarnegieInMe February 10, 2022

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

A Friend You Call Ted

A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".

Example 1.

Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."

Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"

(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)

by XxbuRd3nxX June 19, 2011