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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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Sticky Teddy

A Sticky Teddy is the act of a man ejaculating on a womans unshaven armpit hair.
by thestickyteddy March 12, 2010
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goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)
"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"
by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024
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Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog
Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog
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1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.
“Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”
by djxo October 14, 2025
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teddy bear

A loveable cddly man you can cuddle with whpo can be your teddy bear or a stuffed animal.
my boyfriend is such a teddy bear!
i still sleep with my teddy bear!?
by bxgxusxuxhyyy December 15, 2022
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teddy

Sexiest hottest cutest most amazing and segsy and auhhh 😩
teddy is so fucking hot 😩
by kk””le March 23, 2021
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