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Technical49 is a geometry dash player that beat the top 10 demons. He is currently the best GD player. Also known as testicularcancer69, he has beaten over 100 extreme demons and has beaten the number 1 , “Zodiac”.
Technical49 is the best player in GD.
by Astol November 12, 2019
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technique

An abridged version of cellphone on wallet technique where you put the cellphone on top of a wallet for convenience because it can be taken with one easy swoop. A negative of this technique is that you put all of your eggs in one basket in case it is stolen. Some prefer to keep their cellphone and wallet far away from each other in case one is stolen, the other remains in tact.
(1) That's an amazing technique.
(2) Where's your technique?
(3) Pass me my technique.
by Momo Fetter January 14, 2008
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masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.
John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques
by Vaillanco May 20, 2014
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Sussex County Technical School

The phsych ward where redneck retards, self-proclaimed modern art masters, and wannabe white trash congregate to prove to America that only thinking about 8 fucking things for 4 years is a method of efficient education. Not-so-sadly, however, they only serve to prove that New Jersey is more of a landfill plagued by retardation and devastating levels of arrogance and entitlement.
I would've gone to Sussex County Technical School but I don't fuck my sister, nor do I think I'm the next Leonardo Da Vinci or Shakespeare.
by James Poop September 28, 2015
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The Anirudh technique

Basically a very gay way of making a sandwich by which the person doing it applies everything with his dick.
Lewis made a sandwich using The Anirudh technique
by Ricesanwhich4 May 18, 2018
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Vorsprung Durch Technik

German for "Audi, sort-of kicking BMW ass since time immemorial". Also used to annoy Mercedes owners, in cocktail conversations.

Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.
(...in traffic driving an Audi R8 )

: (honking) "Hey there mate!"

: (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw )

: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)
by ImDizzle October 29, 2013
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Techie

A person who is an enthusiast that enjoys and loves Techno and Electronica...and in many cases house music as well. Many Techies would listen to Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Dubstep, Justice, Uffie, Skrillex, Benni Benassi, Fitz (MabyIt'sFitz) and more in that genre. Many do enjoy the usual ULTRA Music Festival, Electric Daisy, Electric Zoo, and many other festivals and concerts. A lot of these people (Techies) are fun loving, awesome, kickass people that know how to have a good time and have good taste in accenting any headgear, Helmets or "Heads" of the Dj's/ composers.
Person #1: "Hey are you going to ULTRA Music Fest.?"

Person #2: "No, I'm not a Techie, I hate that type of music."

Person#1:.... "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Techies are friggen awesome and the girls are hot dude."

Person #2: .... *Listens to Dubstep and Deadmau5* "I am sorry for the Blastfamy that I have said..."
by ThatonegirlTechie August 3, 2011
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