tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.

When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.

by knowman March 26, 2008

r-tard

a retard

you are a fucking r-tard

by jordan eastbrook October 19, 2003

E-Tarded

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007

tard police

Used to indicate a person is a complete moron. Formed from the combination of tard, the shortend slang version of retard + police.

Damn, someone should call the tard police on that guy!

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Tard Blog

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher. URL: tardblog.com

Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

e-tarded

The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.

Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?

Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.

by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009