tard trolley
tard trolley by Moonfruit August 12, 2008
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'tard spiral
"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
'tard spiral by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008
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tard tracks
The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
tard tracks by rimlover September 12, 2010
Tard-Text
When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
Tard-Text by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011
tard hag
A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
tard sifting
tard sifting by Beksastar May 11, 2016