like talking to a dead bear 

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

like talking to a dead bear by 15989232 September 26, 2006

always talking shit

Doesn't take einstein to figure this out but Smokey says it in Friday.

When his mum pisses him off, he says it under his breath a couple of times.

Parents: Fucking bastard pillock, do something with your life, find a job or something!!!

Dude: always talking shit

but you say it like Smokey,,,,,ALWAYS TALKIN SHIIIIIIT!

always talking shit by hhhhheman May 31, 2007

Talking Talking 

like talking more than friends (like a pending relationship)

Kyle: Oh man did you hear mike & jess are talking talking?

Jack: Yea man!

Talking Talking by skater51bots August 25, 2019

Talking stage 

Bullshit.

Wtf even is the talking stage?

Talking stage by Gorillagrip007 December 13, 2021

B-Talking 

Derivation: Bitch Talking

n. A conversation that a guy has with a girl who he is trying to impress.

v. Conversing in a manner that a guy would never want any of his friends to hear for fear of being chastized.

John to Jane: "Baby, even though I just saw you an hour ago, I already miss you. I cannot wait to look into your beautiful blue eyes again . . . Wanna come over later and snuggle?"

John's friend Bill: "I heard John B-Talking earlier . . . Wow, what a pussy!!"

B-Talking by Mueller & Gep November 14, 2005

talking

"stage" in which you are still single but interested in another person and vice versa. this ends when the dating stage begins

I'm talking to this one guy I met a week ago.

talking by mizz hunni June 28, 2003

taking the hobbits to Isengard 

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

taking the hobbits to Isengard by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011