rotten string cheese tampon

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.

oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.

by J D Martin April 16, 2008

tampoon

n. a pod, or grouping of more then two women, heading towards a bathroom to discuss the location, to talk about the people at the table, to freshen up, and to use the bathroom.

As Justin sat eating his dinner, he recognized one of the cliquey girls in the passing tampoon.

by JJJJustin June 22, 2006

tampon tantrum

When a person of the female sex becomes extremely angry due to hormonal forces inside of her body. (read: PMS)

Damn dude, watch out for Chelsea, this time of month is usually when she gets her tampon tantrum!

by kg6thx June 12, 2008

Tampon Tag-along

A girl or girlfriend who personally invites herself to everything a guy does, whether it be with his friends or his family, and ultimately becomes incredibly upset when nothing goes the way she wants it.

Jim: Dude, we are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Bob: Yeah, sure. My girlfriend wants to know if she can come
Jim: No way dude, she's just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!

by euDoK1d June 22, 2008

tampoon

(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

by Dante Valentine May 3, 2006

Tampoon

A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!

-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...

by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011

rat tampon

Especially used in the hood, or by persons living by the river. Usually is a dead rat, or small furry animal, sometimes a squirrel or ferret that is used to absorb red liquid from a girl/women's cooter during her menstrual cycle, or if she gets shot in the vajeje.

Yo, you don't even know, I had to use a rat tampon. That's what the tail was for.

by Period May 15, 2006