tool

one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)

Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.

by ZooCrew November 7, 2010

tool

the act of being the total oppoiste of low. In other words, being high.

Person 1:Hey dudes, let's go tool it up later.
Person 2: I love tooling with you guys!
Person 3: I tooled earlier today, and I can still feel it!

by BrettIsHott May 15, 2005

tool

Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.

I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.

by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015

tool

A device used to smoke marijuana.

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"

by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used

Tool = <embed img src=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/m_5a68ca23ea6042098b3ee0b03d2d67e4.jpg>

by crazyfool999 March 1, 2009

tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.

Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.

by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008

tool

stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!

phil is a fucking tool

by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007