Adult toy/Dildo

Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping

I bought a adult toy/dildo

by Minecraftpro#diamnods666 April 11, 2019

Toying with her Funbox

A term used to describe female masturbation. This includes any act performed by a female that provides sexual stimulation or pleasure for herself.

She spent all night toying with her funbox.

by FishingforSkittles May 10, 2011

Li morti toi

It's a typical expression used in Salento (Puglia). It stands for "your dead parents" and it can be used in different situations and in many ways.

-"Li morti toi, muoviti"
-"Dammi un attimo, sto arrivando"
-"Li morti toi, hurry up"
-"Give me one minute, I'm coming"

-"Li morti loro, abbiamo perso la partita"

-"Lo so, hanno barato sicuramente"
-"Li morti loto, we lost the game"

-"I know, the cheated for sure"

by Davide magni April 21, 2021

English Toy Spaniel

A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!

That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.

by EnglishToySpaniel July 15, 2009

Girls are not s3x toys

Stop Hurting or touching where ever YOU want without them saying yes.
NO MEANS NO.

Educate your sons to do good things like ASKING not going into it like they said yes without you asking.

*touches women* women: STOP men: *touches again* women: I’m not comfortable... girls are not S3X toys

by anonymous March 27, 2021

Ryan toy reviews

A little fuck head that makes more money then daddy Elon

Fuck you ryan you reviews, you asshole, he’s a fucking asshole that richer than all us combined

Infant: MAMA *has spitty mouth disease* watch Ryan toy reviews??
Disappointed mother: fuck you my child

by Confusd July 14, 2022

Fast Food Toys

Cheap little pieces of Sh*t. Also the reason kids buy happy meals!

A Fast Food Toy? Throw it away!

by Michael Waldren July 3, 2004