Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Tewksbury Todger

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024

TC Tugger

Someone who in a school, goes to the bathroom and jerks off.

"I heard that Stan is a TC Tugger, I guess he was going at it to Mario."

by Don.hulio.saver April 17, 2025

Rope Tugger

Faggot, queer, homosexual. A man who prefers to beat off other dudes or "tug their ropes."

Me: Did you see how gay James looked in that IG post?
Buddy: Yeah, he's such a fucking rope tugger.

by John Johnson June 12, 2025

Bag and Tagger

A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.

John:"God Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body, but she's fugly."
Mark: "She's a Bag and Tagger."

by blaynmendez June 27, 2010

Tight like Tigger

A Western Canadian term for when you may not make an important meeting. Derived from the Canadian book “Winnie the Pooh” and the character Tigger who is believed to be a virgin.

Sorry bro, I’m not sure I’ll make it back before the drain cleaner arrives - it’s going to be TLT (tight like tigger)

by Scarfy McScarferson February 7, 2019