the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.
i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church
by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
by Budwudder March 7, 2015

by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
by Le_ra September 29, 2019

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023
