uniting church

the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.
i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
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Minecraft Church

It is a Church that you go to to hid from the Immigration police. We Pray to Mr. Potatohead. He is Our main god. We Call him Daddy. Join our Church and Follow our Insta Minecraft_Church
“ quick i need to hide from the immigration police
“ let’s go to the Minecraft Church”
by Yah yeet yah April 13, 2019
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Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!
by Budwudder March 7, 2015
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church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association
by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015
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thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes
by Le_ra September 29, 2019
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fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015
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Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH
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