Thomas

An ugly person who sucks dick on a regularly basis always gets no chicks at all , all in all just a gay fag

Hey gay fag Thomas: That’s me

by Thomashasasmalldick May 20, 2020

Thomas

To be a lazy fuck (commonly associated with falling asleep in class, shrugging more in a conversation than actually using words,

1. "I fell asleep in class today. Blamed it on the teacher." *shrugs* "Whatever."

"So basically you thomased?"

"Yeah."

2. "It's a miracle I only thomased my entire life but I still managed to work in McDonalds."

by yourfellowwombat December 26, 2014

Thomas

Guy who is lazier than anyone else. Is the fattest person alive and commonly identifies as Snorlax

1:Dude. That's an awesome Snorlax you have
2: I know. He's a real Thomas

by tjc9 October 23, 2016

Thomas

A teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 1 inch to 1.1 inch, he also tends to try to finger females in the school stairwell.

What should we call our new baby boy honey?
Well let's see..oo I know Thomas
Why that name sweety?
Because look at his small dick and he is very pale, and he will stay this way.

by Crucis November 15, 2016

Thomas

He is the MOB strijder.

Chimeid: Faka Thomas, do you want to fuck me?
Thomas: No of course not a kaolo kec7, MOB!

by MOB strijder February 25, 2017

Thomas

Thomas is someone who is to insecure about his penis size so he needs to post allot about how big his penis is.

Did you see that post about Thomas? Yeah he is such a Thomas!

by the truth Wizzard March 17, 2017

Thomas

A guy that constantly comes to you asking for a gaming mouse

"dude wheres my gaming mouse?" says Thomas

by JinKim October 10, 2017