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drop the kids off at the pool 

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/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
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Sending the kids to space camp

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Sounding with acid
Last night, i was, “sending the kids to space camp” And now my arms wont bend.
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dropping off the kids 

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(Hyperbole) Comfortably filling the loo with a dump the size of a kid, or being in there long enough to have dropped the kids off. Unloading yourself.
Hurry up! What are you doing in there? Dropping off the kids?
dropping off the kids by Chicken-fish August 21, 2009
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rubbing out the kids 

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Another term for masturbating!
Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.

Getting hip with the kids 

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When you act like a child, date a underage girl, but primarily when someone fucks kids. ######swagmoney#yolo#boi
Wow see that guy over there who drives a jeep! He is getting hip with the kids every night.

Kill off the kids 

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To ejaculate somewhere sperm is not intended to survive
I'm going to Kill Off The Kids on the floor of my bedroom.
Kill off the kids by CubedIce December 16, 2018
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