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throw the unicorn 

to punch the air in annoyance, with middle finger raised
when some fool cuts me off in traffic I throw the unicorn flip the bird, give the finger
throw the unicorn by lisabell March 24, 2011

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.
The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

The United Holy Church of Santa 

A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.
Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

over the under 

"To us, the title Over The Under means we’re over all the negative stuff, we want to move forward."
-- Kirk Windenstein
over the under by Valamarth May 17, 2009

insane in the ukraine 

A play on "insane in the membrane," one of cypress hill's most popular songs, resulting from the brawl that took place on 17 Dec 2010 in the Ukranian parliament, leaving 6 hospitalized.
Man I'm upset about the price of those permits we sold to China, might have to run all up in that parliament and go insane in the ukraine on them fools.
insane in the ukraine by DivideIT December 20, 2010

The Used 

A fucking awsome band that kicks a monkeys ass that has dingle berries coming down from it!!!!!
The Used by shaniqua July 27, 2003