Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 21, 2009

pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy January 9, 2008

buss pot

Similar to suss pot except much more BUSSY

Guy: who’s down to play without socks on
Bro: SHUT UP U FUCKING SUSS POT
Bro 2: NAH HES A FUCKING BUSS POT
Guy: *silenced* again

by THELWIG October 6, 2021

pot's unplugged

of or relating to a state of disarray, possibly leading to questionable decisions in the workplace; characterized by low attention and/or low blood caffeine levels

When James asked a question at the meeting that had literally been answered 30 seconds prior, Susie exclaimed, "His pot's unplugged today!"

by mellows2019forLyfe June 9, 2018

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

Jammed Pot

In the game of Poker, a "Jammed Pot" refers to a pot (the place where bets are made on a poker table) that has been raised the maximum number of times.

Whoever wins the jammed pot will become the new chip leader.

by Giskard March 22, 2005

pot 'gina

A protrusion of fat hanging below a woman's belly, and sometimes below her vagina.

Kevin. See that fat crossing guard over there? What do you call that thing that's pushing the front of her pants out? It's too low to be a pot belly. It must be a pot 'gina.

by D Harry October 21, 2011