Fountain Pen

A pen used for serious mother fucking faggots

Hey Jack, can I borrow a fountain pen? (Implying he is a huge faggot)

by CripSlayer52 March 28, 2015

Red Pen Police

People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.

-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --

Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*

by jazuuk November 7, 2012

Red Pen Syndrome

The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.

Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.

by Soundandfury October 8, 2008

Norwegian Pen Pals

When someone receives a handjob from girl A, and another person receives a handjob from the same girl (girl A). They do not necessarily have to be at the same time.

Guy 1-"Yo dude did Dana give you a handjob?"

Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"

Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"

Guy 2-" Sick bro!"

by the kennedy April 25, 2010

my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

Breaking a blue pen

Smurf homicide

I was just breaking a blue pen when you called

by DeanGullberry69 August 14, 2019

Ball pen (ballpen)

(Philippine English) A ball point pen. Any kind of pen is called ballpen not unless one has to be specific.

A quill can even be called a ballpen. Any kind of writing materials that uses ink are called and referred as ballpen out of convenience.

ballpen ball pen Ball pen (ballpen)

May I borrow your ballpen?

Do you have an extra ballpen?

by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012