When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.
Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.
by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005
Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.
Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.
Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.
Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.
Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.
Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.
by BIllyoh! February 18, 2014
by jt the raver September 13, 2009
1. usually used by the homosexual crowd to represent they are willing and open to anal sex.
2. Usually means an anus that is "blown up" by too much butt slamming
2. Usually means an anus that is "blown up" by too much butt slamming
by lilgeek May 11, 2011
A man takes his balls and stuffs them inside the asshole of an Asian woman. Then jacks his dick as hard as he can until his balls explode and kill the Asian.
Oh damn man, that Asian bitch's shit just got blow up by that dudes balls. Oh, must've been an "Asian Grenade."...duh
by Aka browntown March 08, 2008
That is, blowing a load of cum into one of the various orifices of a woman, most likely her mouth. The term was coined by the Hungarian rapper Tommy Fluor
by DryudHaxor July 10, 2011
Troll: pallies cant use maces lol
"Kool kid": ya they cant lel
Guy: Last time I checked, they can.
Guy 2: You ran into the grenade. *Facepalm*
"Kool kid": ya they cant lel
Guy: Last time I checked, they can.
Guy 2: You ran into the grenade. *Facepalm*
by Thaddian May 29, 2015