I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?
by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 16, 2023
A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian May 18, 2011
Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)
a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar
Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar
Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.
You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
by Yangyflo October 02, 2010
by LordOfWinter99 August 22, 2020
death and taxes are inevitable
by chanslaptop December 08, 2020
A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.
Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
by Javontay December 24, 2022
The extra money, time, or quality of life lost as a result of doing business with or interacting with Americans.
The cashier short changed me and then got all confused when I protested; I never got my change back. I guess that's America Tax .
by Skinny Trucker August 31, 2015