Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

Tacoma-ing

Being more awesome than 99.9% of the population... at all times

"Hey did you see that guy? He was totally Tacoma-ing when he ran that race wearing skin-tight, semi-revealing spandex and did a heel-clicker at km 19... I wish I could be more like him."

"Duuuudeee! that ride we just did was a total Tacoma-ing experience... We pretty much shredded every trail on the North Shore like a bawwwss AFD"

by wj77 May 10, 2013

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Taco sisters

Women who have shared a sexual partner; female equivalent to eskimo brothers

Rose: Linda, aren't you going to pay for that?
Linda: Nah, it's cool we're taco sisters!

by Pewnsquad May 4, 2017

Taco Laugh

When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.

If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!

by Lefty Power 123 July 7, 2019

Taco Bell poop

Big explosive diarrhea that happens after eating Taco Bell

I had Taco Bell poop last night

by Smuther February 22, 2021

Taco Thursday

The elite version of Taco Tuesday where the goated among us gather to devour Mexican delicacies. It transcends all races, religions, cultures and ethnicities to unite us as one single taco loving community. Death to all who oppose (whoresfall)

Guess what day it is! Taco Thursday!!!

by El Dora la explora November 17, 2022