Seattle Helicopter

n- The act of pissing and/or nutting while spinning ones dick.

I totes just gave Sally a Seattle Helicopter. When my mom came home, I blamed the dog.

by Napalm in the Morning April 13, 2014

scatterfish

An old bitch who switches from one topic to another in the same conversation.

Mary is a right bloody scatterfish

by Benveb April 14, 2014

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

Seattle Drunk

The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

seattle grace

Seattle grace is a hospital in the tv show Grey's Anatomy where doctors work to save lives.

Person 1: What is the name of that hospitial in Grey's Anatomy

Person 2 : Seattle Grace

by Some stupid guy on the interne December 28, 2015

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016