The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021
by BassScroll27430 April 04, 2021
As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.
Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?
Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"
Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."
Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."
Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"
Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."
Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."
by Fauxless April 27, 2020
1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."
by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013
by YungAlyx July 31, 2019
by Dumbpolish April 08, 2023
To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack
by Jeemfeezy July 17, 2015