Simping

The act of going above and beyond for a percieved romantic interest without any reciprocation in interest or feelings

Guy #1 : I've been trying to reach her and I even sent roses to her house but she won't respond!
Guy #2: stop simping bro, she ain't into you.

by KingFree March 19, 2022

Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

Swiping

Place two fingers inside her vagina, then use your thumb to stimulate the Clitoris.

It’s like swiping a text message or holding you phone and swiping left or right on Tinder.

by Joey 2.0 April 10, 2022

Simpingness

When someone’s heart is full with too much love and power to keep away from the one who gave them that power. Dr. Michael Morbius is the #1 person that people have simpingness for.

“Wow, I can’t believe you’re out and about after all that simpingness that was going on.

by Doodoocacarat👹 June 27, 2022

simpingforsoobin

The best person in this whole world and the prettiest<33 >3<

"Do you like simpingforsoobin?"
"Yes i love her<333"

by Blablahi May 5, 2022

Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

Simping

Alex

Alex is simping

by Stoische Frikadelle September 1, 2022