fuck swear

Like a pinky swear, but the promise is sworn through fucking, as the name implies. The promise has a much stronger bond than that of a pinky swear.

Yeah, Janice and I plan to fuck swear to each other that be would be together forever.

by Kago Kazuma October 4, 2016

Middle Finger Swear

Usually stronger than a pinky swear but when done in combination with a pinky swear it cancels out the swear/promise entirely.

Making a pinky promise and a middle finger promise means Middle Finger Swear

by DictionaryMan72 September 24, 2013

seahawks

A secret code word used to tell your cousin that you love her And that when she is feeling sad or down there are many people thinking of her and so proud of her. Xxxxx

I'm going to go to bed now, Seahawks, love you. Xxx

by Tiabrooke January 5, 2013

Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.

"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."

by PFabian December 20, 2008

seahorse

when you are drunk and fucking a girl, you pee inside her

Bob hooked up with Jane and gave her the seahorse.

by Blue April 6, 2005

sweak

Slang for "So weak"

"I can't believe the cops showed up that early. It was sweak."

by Enrique SLLS June 19, 2008