stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!

"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"

by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.

“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”

by Partchfield May 30, 2022

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

Stump

To chop off the arms and legs of something or someone so that all that remains is their torso and head.

Man Matt was rude as fuck to me. I should go stump him and his bimbo wife.

by geeimatree October 12, 2021