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Candy Stripper

A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Stripper Stench

Mixture of Sweat, Lotion, Perfume, and Feet. It’s bad
What a terrible stripper stench”
by RandyLahey123 December 4, 2022
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E-stripper

An e-stripper is a woman who performs sexual acts on webcam for money. This typically involves the use of a webcam and a computer, and the e-stripper will interact with viewers and perform various acts for their entertainment and for payment. E-strippers may work for themselves or for a camming site, and they may perform a wide range of acts, from stripping and masturbation to role-playing and fetish activities. Camming is a form of online sex work, and camgirls are sometimes referred to as internet models or digital performers.
I saw Kate fully naked on e-stripper.com, I guess she is an e-stripper now.
by e-stripper.com December 11, 2022
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God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !
Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!
by Nsnsj November 20, 2018
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Stripper biscuits

Order from waffle house a side of bacon, a side of biscuits and honey. Put it together as a sandwich.
After I get off work from dancing I'm going to get a stripper biscuits.
by Barbie4717 August 13, 2017
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Stripper spaghetti

1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.

2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.
After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.

My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.
by Crispyass February 24, 2019
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