straus

Last name that means:
Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.

“Sorry sir, I am a Straus. I don’t have time to have sex with Keanu Reeves or Elon Musk.”

by 2nd coolest guy - Elon Musk November 21, 2019

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

Stassical

Static filled classical music played on telephone hold and elevators

The hospital had terrible stassical music playing on hold

by Wrenchbender January 9, 2020

stressaging

When one messages someone during a time of anxiety or stress either to have someone to talk to or kill time.

A: Dude why are you talking to me? Didn't you say you had a 10 page paper due at midnight?
B: I do lmao, I'm just stressaging.

by gagle February 15, 2020

stresser

Another word for an online ddos tool.
I used XXL Stresser free stresser to perform a ddos attack on my network.
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by Vapegod123 May 24, 2020

Stressmonster101

A wholesome and cute British youtuber who plays on Hermitcraft! She does lots of collabs with Iskall85. Her name is shortened down to Stress.

"Hallo Stress (Stressmonster101)!"

by Raven Ravioli September 20, 2020

strauser

When you fuck a female so hard, they die. They fucking die..

I strausered her, whoops!

by Strauserd November 1, 2020