Steamed vegetable

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.

“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable

by YourFriendlyMilchMann May 4, 2020

Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.

Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.

by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022

Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?

Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.

by TornadoGordo February 5, 2020

selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.

Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.

by starkravingmadMommy November 21, 2010

steam pocket

When one displaces gas in their pants, it creates a steam pocket, that slowly dissipates from the legs, and waistline of the pants.

I farted in class and tried to hold it, only to release a steam pocket for the entire classroom.

by Cub4n December 21, 2016

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.

I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.

by eckskape May 14, 2014