Status Wank

When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook

John Smith is a status wanker

John Smith likes this

by el foldo December 1, 2011

status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.

Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!

by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011

Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

Statisfying

To be satisfied with the statistical element of something

Her statistical breakdown of the gun control issue was precise and in depth, it was very statisfying.

by Stat John December 26, 2012

Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

Status Girl

A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.

They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.

“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.

by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019

statistacs

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers

Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".

by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019