Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
by AstroMonkey_112 January 09, 2018
A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.
by Sam_43003 January 27, 2021
1. The official currency of aliens.
2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays
2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays
2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.
by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017
by Gshhudhhd December 07, 2019
'aw you gotta do a starbucks common'
by sexy beast bry May 31, 2017
by WeebLawStudent October 04, 2023
"Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"
"Hell yeah! "
"Hell yeah! "
by posidon7845632 April 27, 2017