squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004

Squirrelly Saunter

The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.

"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."

"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."

-or-

"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."

-or-

"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."

by Virgovibes December 23, 2008

Squirrel Cage Jail

The best place to visit in Council Bluffs, Iowa. It is haunted and it has the best tour guides.Currently there are two and im one of them lol...

but visit it...look them up and call them

seriously you dont wanna miss it.

The Squirrel Cage Jail is the best musuem ever!

by Lc Titan Fan March 19, 2009

squirrel stew

wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl

Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."

by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009

Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.

Man, I really have squirrel peeking.

by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010

squirrel nutkins

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!

by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011