by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018
Get the Sprunking mug."Can you fuck off and shut the hell up you scrunt!"
Person 1: "My god that kid is a scrunt."
Person 2: "Ya he should carry a plant around with him to make up for all the oxygen he wastes."
Person 1: "My god that kid is a scrunt."
Person 2: "Ya he should carry a plant around with him to make up for all the oxygen he wastes."
by 123fev3423rfg34v4c4v4 June 22, 2021
Get the Scrunt mug.I was playing GTA San Andreas from the new GTA trilogy on my switch and the game sprunked after I spent too much money at the vending machine.
by SuperSprunker3000 November 22, 2021
Get the Sprunk mug.A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.
Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019
Get the Landlord Sprinter mug.A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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