spritecranberry.net

Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.

Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.

Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 20, 2019

Spite House

The U.S. Congress was taken over by teahadist Republicans. These people who, for whatever reason, are opposed to anything proposed by President Obama. Even though the tea party is only a small, but growing, part of the Republican Party, they seem to hold the House under their control. The "spite" refers to this delusional minority holding the government hostage as they stubbornly try to get their way. This spite lead to the now infamous tea party downgrade and the equally infamous tea party shutdown These teatards would rather destroy our economy and credit rating out of spite than compromise with Democrats.

The tea party damaged America's credit rating out of spite and their opposition to reason and the tradition of compromise. The Republicans' Spite House is a big problem for Obama, the Congressional Democrats and all Americans!

by luckyblackcat13 December 23, 2013

Spritely

a happy moment, a word used to define a good time.

I had a spritely day!

by bobbyjacks April 12, 2009

Sprinter

When it snows on the frist day of Spring.

While shoveling my driveway on March 20th I waved to my neighbor and yelled, "Happy Sprinter!"

by rivdawg1 March 20, 2010

spite

Due to someone making you angry (ex, friends, parents) you turn off your cell phone, go party, hang out with your buds and doing everything knowing that the person who made you mad, will get angry at your for doing. This hater of yours won't know what you actually are doing, but because you know it'll make them mad, you are happy. Your purpose is just to piss them off behind their backs.

I'm going to spite her/him by sleeping with someone else.

I'm going to spite her/him by not doing my homework.

I'm spiting her/him by staying up all night and getting drunk.

by L!z July 2, 2005

ssrite

(Pronounced: Ssryte) 1. That's right; 2. An agreement on a statement being true.

"Thug Money": "Yo, this new track be tight!"
"Bustah Capz": "Ssrite!"

by MC Ice Watah - The Lord of the Bling Blings of The Fellowship of those who Cannot Sing September 15, 2005

spride

verb: running at a speed faster than a stride, but at the same time running at a speed that is slower than a sprint.

Athlete: “Coach, you want us to sprint this lap all out or are we just working on our stride?”

Coach: “Let’s not just stride it, but lets not over do it either… I want you to ‘spride’ this one.”

by shinsplint February 21, 2011