Spengalicious

Sexy, peng and luscious

That guy is spengalicious

by NaturalBeauty1993 January 19, 2026

spledged

when somebody gets teased with a spliff

the girl spledged the boy

by meow1meow2meow3meow4meow5 March 6, 2026

splendiddly

Sarcastic term for an action's having done an awesome job of accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Tronald Dump's "big beautiful bill" and other "Make America Great Again" initiatives have generally performed splendiddly.

by QuacksO August 14, 2025

Splendiferous

A word that my gf says when she asks if I've had a good day.
SYNONYM: Splidid, awsome, great

"Did you have a Splendiferous day?"

by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 8, 2025

The Splangs

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!

Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!

by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008

Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.

He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .

by onephinepeace October 6, 2011

The Spengi Hand

The Spengi Hand describes the act of a notorious lecher, who fiercly rubs his dirty unwashed hand at the mons veneris of an illuminated fat ugly girl. The Spengi Hand is mostly performed in public crowded places, such as bars or clubs, where the notorious lecher easily can find compliant attendees for his perverted craving.

Random drunk guy at a bar: What the fuck is this bald dude in the corner doing over there?
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.

Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.

The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.

Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.

by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018