man soft

adj. something that is soft but not too soft, possesses a rugged aspect.

man: this blanket is very soft but it does not threaten my dignity as a man. this is man soft.

by cloud9c January 23, 2011

soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

by gannik June 19, 2017

soft incest

Relations with a family member who shares no blood relation, e.g. related by marriage or adoption.

She engaged in some soft incest with her former stepbrother.

by jharrison3452 December 31, 2015

Soft Cash

A woman repaying her debt to a male person by having sex with him.

Michelle repaid John with soft cash after he lend her $60 last week.

by fummy August 18, 2015

soft jam

When a male fails to achieve a full erection. As a result the male attempts penetration while "semi-soft".

Dude I couldn't get it up, so I ended up soft jamming her for most of the night.
God, she was so busted I could only manage to try and soft jam her.

by Renob1984 February 1, 2014

Soft lad

Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect

McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work

by Timnagle July 30, 2019

Soft Saturday

Soft Saturdays are when you take a Wednesday off as a vacation day, thus creating a mini weekend during the week. It is also acceptable to refer to this Wednesday vacation as a Soft Sunday. Soft Saturday's also create Soft Thursdays/Fridays out of Monday and Tuesday respectively (glass half full situation).

Sorry I can't make that meeting on Wednesday, I've got a Soft Saturday planned.

by Tropicanabanana July 25, 2017