slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

by nebbul November 9, 2016

Showerbation

The act of masturbating in the shower.

I had a really good 10 minute shower , if it wasn't for the great showerbation that I subtlety did in there, I would have been out in half of that time.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Showergorgon

An excruciatingly cold shower.

A few days ago I took a showergorgon.

by Earthan Thanos February 7, 2019

Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

shower

thing that cries until your clean

go and take a shower

by slimebor September 22, 2020

Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.

Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.

by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021