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Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails
Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails
by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021
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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
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Pooper-Scooper

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.
1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.
by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022
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Booter snooter

A person addicted to snorting that feminal anal juice secreted mid shit.
Damn booter snooter always has a brown nose.
by $9h0st69 March 30, 2022
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Goop Scooper

When a man gets sloppy seconds and the mushroom shape of the penis “scoops out the goop” from another man ejaculation.
Bro did you seriously just fuck Jerry’s ex? Damn, goop scooper!
by MORRTOONNN April 20, 2022
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POOPER SOOPER DOOPER

POOPER SOOPER DOOPER NOOPER SHOOPER.. MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS "POOPER SOUPER DOOPER"(PSDNS/PSD) IS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING VERY INDEEDLY ELEGANT... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT... PLEASE LEARN AMERICANISH BECAUSE THE WORLD IS FLAT..
I POOPED.. EXCEPT I REALISED THAT IT LOOKED TOO POOPER SOOPER DOOPER (PSD/PNSDS/ PLOOPER NOOPER SOUPER DOOPER SHOOPER)...
by WENOMECHAINSAMA TUMAJARBISAUN September 30, 2022
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