Smarmy

A word slam on smegma and army. An army of smegma in reference to a shitty personality that can only be quantitifeid by the use if the term smarmy. The worst quantification of a person's personality.

That bitch is so full of herself she's verging on the smarmy side.

That lawyer is so distrustful and slithery. No other way to describe him but to call him smarmy.

by Give a shit February 6, 2018

smarmy

victor plum

victor plum is fucking smarmy bro

by jacob_green September 23, 2020

Smarmigana

A smarmy little worm that refuses to speak poorly about anyone.

Mark is such a chicken smarmigana!

by Scout_ May 20, 2021

smarmspace

The distance between the spirit of the law and the letter of the law
-between promise and delivery
-between commitment and fulfillment

Where loopholes are found or manufactured
-also technicalities, for the purpose of letting crooks off the hook.

The space between one Information Silo and the next

When caught lying, politicians will often seek refuge in smarmspace, where they're sure to find some convenient excuse for their misdeed.

by EvilleMike September 1, 2022

smarmosaur

Someone who is overly smarmy, or flattering in an excessive/disingenuous way.

-Man, Steve and Sara are really hitting it off.

~Yeah, he has somehow managed to be charming without being a complete smarmosaur.

by jejjin July 21, 2023

Smarmt

The attribute of someone who comes across as douchy by trying to impress you with their knowledge.

He's very smarmt.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Smarmer

A person that monopolises the time of an individual - to the annoyance of others - in a competitive way to prove that they are the better friend.

‘Jenny was only the guest at the wedding, but she would not let anyone next to the bride - and took over the maid of honours roles! She’s such a smarmer’

by Swishywooop July 29, 2025