smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️

Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"

by SmartLlamaThatsSmarterThanGoat June 16, 2017

Smart Vento

Smart Vento is an affiliate marketing company that currently on pre-launch.

Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.

That is Smart Vento!!!

by smartpromoter November 16, 2012

smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."

by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011

self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022

smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

Dylan Smart

Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.

"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"

by dcdehucbfgcbfgcjd June 25, 2019

jeopardy smart

When someone is really brilliant

Wow Matt , you got 100% on the test, you're jeopardy smart

by Iceman#6 October 8, 2022