sportscenter

Michael Vick
Barry Bonds
And a pathetic excuse for entertainment

I turned on Sportscenter to watch some NBA highlights, but instead I had to endure Mercury Morris rap about the Miami Dolphins

by mike fo shizzle to the nizzle January 2, 2008

Smiley Shorts

Really short and tight shorts or also known as nut hugger

Look at that fag in them smiley shorts

by Alan p May 13, 2008

Sports Cry

The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.

I sports cry every time at the end of 'Angels in the Outfield'.

by Swalt July 26, 2011

shorts

The act of expressing intent to finish what one has not already finished; it is particularly (but not solely) used to voice one's wish to finish the smoking of another's cigarette.

"Bro, let me get shorts on that sandwich."

"Shit i forgot my pack, can I get shorts on your square?"

by DM$NEYY January 2, 2008

sportsphds

A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks

When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.

by rj April 9, 2003

sports

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

by paul mccabe May 29, 2005

Sports

Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.

Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.


Tom: Gotcha

by Gin December 15, 2004